the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
you get an invite to a gay wedding
you open the card
“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RVSP PLZ”
YO REILI lemme come over and ill play it for you
oh yeah i forgot you’re actually playing the game so you have to unlock it WHOOPS YEAH LET SARA DO IT.
GOD I WANT TRUE ROUTE BUT I HAVE TO PLAY MINK AND IT’S NOT MY THING sob I’d be okay if aoba was totally nhf mink but he … kind of seems to like him??? and I don’t like this???
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don’t talk to me about mink’s route i hate it so much and it even is My Thing
BASICALLY THE FIRST HALF OF THE ROUTE IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU’D EXPECT and it’s appropriately terrible and my reactions are inappropriate BUT THEN IN THE SECOND HALF IT’S LIKE OH……….YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE A CHARACTER ARC NOW??? AND NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHIT YOU DID????? AND GET A HAPPY ENDING WITHOUT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING IT????????????
so yeah even if you don’t need to skip his route for potentially triggering reasons you are entirely allowed to skip his route for the sake of AVOIDING THE POOR WRITING. throws up hands.